Okay. I don't do this tag shit. Not willingly. However, I saw this--->
Pokemon tag thingy o3o by
and totally had to make one!
Pokemon Randomizer: randompokemon.com/ (Switch to "All Regions" and "1") Only one Pokemon per question. Tag one or more people when you're finished.
Okay. Le'go!!
1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
I can dig this. It's kinda cute.
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
Great. A giant pigeon. He probably poops on my car whenever I mess up at work.
3.This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
(Don't look at his back. Don't look at his back. Don't look at his back.) Hey, Tony! You
got some Magnesium on your- *soul stolen*
4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
Why look for another way? All it has to do is be near me and it will eventually suck the
life out of me.
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
My mother-in-law is a rock pie with rock hands growing out of it.
My family must be pretty fucked up. ;_;
6.This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Oh, wassup, Babe? You hair be FLOWIN'! Ya know, cuz
your a water type....and your hair...nevermind. >_>
7. This Pokémon is your ex
I told you!
NO LICKING IN PUBLIC!!!
8.This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
No...I...I didn't want to throw you away! Mom made me!
She said I was too old for you! I WAS TOO OLD! PLEASE!
LEAVE ME ALONE!!!.
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
Awww. Tis so cute!!
10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
Oh. If it's you it's okay.
I like wemmenz with a little meat on 'em.11.This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.
It was cute til I saw those eyes. Those eyes, man. THOSE EYES. D:
12. This Pokémon punched your mom.
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I PUNCHED YOUR MOM, HUH?
Punk-ass anteater. Breath probably smells like Durant and shit.
13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and steal your shoes.
Just don't set them on fire, 'kay? 'Kay.
14. This Pokémon died by your own hands
No..Noo...NOOOOO. I'M SO SORRY!! I DID EVERYTHING I COULD!
Please...forgive me...
I...I'll never forget you...
[Excuse me while I mourn...]
15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life
Yes! I hereby dub thee Rockington!
16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
And he always reads them with a loud and
thundurus voice.
AHAAAAA!!.....Oi, these puns hurt even me.
17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
I've always wanted a chinchilla...
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.
Really? I think she's a lovely dentist! She's always so cheerful!
She's the only dentist I
don't hate! Although I think I saw her
sniffing my teeth once....Ya know what...nevermind....
19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
Mainly because I want to BE this Pokemon. He's too frickin' cool!
I mean, a hybrid of a scorpion
and a bat!? Come on!!
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
Huh. I thought my house was a little higher up than the others.
I tag.....Um....whoever wants to do this....Yeah.